The Funniest Joke Winner Is...
Also Guess How Many Skittles Are In This Jar & You Could Win Up to $100
In
May and June our last newsletter contest asked
clients to send in their funniest joke. After
careful consideration and many laughs we have picked
the three winners with the best jokes.First place goes to Wanda from Elmendorf, Texas. Wanda’s joke: A woman walked in to the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter. “What are you doing?” she asked.
“Hunting Flies,” he replied. “Oh! Killing any?” she asked. “Yep, 3 males, 2 females,” he replied. Intrigued, she asked “how can you tell them apart?” He responded “3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone!” Second place goes to Beverly from Wilton, New Hampshire and third place goes to Joe from Bloomington, Indiana. Each of our winners will be receiving their Wal-Mart gift card, as promised, in the mail very soon. Congratulations to the winners and thanks to everyone who sent in a joke.
New Contest:
For those of you who want another chance to win a gift card take a chance by entering our next giveaway! Send in a guess as to how many Skittles you think are in the jar pictured with this article, the three closest guesses will be the winners. All winners get a Wal-Mart gift card, third place gets $25, second place gets $50, and the first place winner takes home a $100 gift card!
Here are the contest rules:
To enter you must mail or email your guess to either address listed below:
Heard & Smith
Attn: Newsletter Contest
3737 Broadway St Suite 310,
San Antonio, Texas, 78209
clients@heardandsmith.com
Please include your contact information along with your entry so we know how to get in touch with you if you win. We will need your name, phone number or email, and your address. Entries without valid contact information will not be eligible to win.
All entries must be received by close of business on August 24, 2012.
One entry per person. By entering you agree that we may publish your guess in our newsletter if you win, you also agree we can publish your first name, city, and state.
Next Contest:
In our next newsletter we will publish the winners of the Skittle guessing contest along with their guesses and the actual number so everyone can see just how close the winners are!
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